Apparently you didn't get the memo from the Attachment Parenting Gurus, so let me clue you in. Since I spent the first year of your life co-sleeping and slinging you, and almost the first 20 months nursing you, you are supposed to be an independent, confident little soul. You have a lovely bedroom with murals on the walls, a cozy bed with a down blanket, and numerous stuffed buddies to sleep with. I know you are capable of sleeping in your bed, alone, because you have managed to do so for over a year and a half. Please cease and desist waking between the hours of midnight and five a.m., and insisting on crawling into bed with your father and me. And if you must crawl in, could you please stop sticking your cold feet on my stomach, and when I turn on my side to escape you, would you please stop clinging to my back with all four limbs like a giant beetle from a Godzilla movie. As it is a king-size bed, there is plenty of room for everyone if you would just move over!
And while you're at it, could you please stop breaking out into mysterious hive-like rashes. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
--Your Mother
Sorry for the lame post today. Obviously I didn't get much sleep.
But I did make a cute elouai doll this weekend. It looks just like me. Well, it looks like me if I were 3 inches tall and a size 4, but other than that...
What kind of yarn are you?
You are Dishcloth Cotton.You are a very hard worker, most at home when you're at home. You are thrifty and seemingly born to clean. You are considered to be a Plain Jane, but you are too practical to notice.
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